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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Wednesday, August 2 - Wednesday, August 23
A funny, high energy, song and dance comedy about the oldest profession!
It’s the 1970s in a fictional town of Gilbert, Texas. Miss Mona and her girls are under fire from the religious televangelist Melvin P. Thorpe and, well, all hell breaks loose on the chicken ranch! Based on the true story of a legendary Texas brothel, this funny, sexy, high energy song and dance comedy about the oldest profession will laugh you right out of your seat! Fun fact: Auburn’s favorite son, Thommie Walsh, was the original associate choreographer for the Broadway production. Adult themes presented in a tasteful, funny way.
Wednesday Aug. 2; 7:30 p.m.
Thursday Aug. 3; 7:30 p.m.
Friday Aug. 4; 2 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Saturday Aug. 5; 2 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Monday Aug. 7; 7:30 p.m.
Tuesday Aug. 8; 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday Aug. 9; 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
Thursday Aug. 10; 7:30 p.m.
Friday Aug. 11; 8 p.m.
Saturday Aug. 12; 8 p.m.
Monday Aug. 14; 2 p.m.
Tuesday Aug. 15; 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday Aug. 16; 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
Thursday Aug. 17; 7:30 p.m.
Friday Aug. 18; 8 p.m.
Saturday Aug. 19; 8 p.m.
Monday Aug. 21; 2 p.m.
Tuesday Aug. 22; 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday Aug. 23; 2 p.m.
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